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“Oh, my god! Why are you naked?!” Chris screeched, covering his eyes with his hands, as he stood awkwardly in the middle of the kitchen.

Darren stood near the sink, leaning over it to finish his sandwich. He popped the last bit into his mouth, chewing slowly, before he spoke.

“I just got out of the shower,” he stated, shrugging.

“And you couldn’t have put on some clothes or a towel first before coming into the kitchen?” Chris asked, his eyes still covered.

“I didn’t know you were coming over,” he shrugged, moving over to the refrigerator and opening it up. He stared inside for a moment, leaning down to get a bottle of water.

Chris peeked between his fingers and almost died, his face burning up as he recovered his eyes.

“Can you put some clothes on, please?” he squeaked.

Darren raised an eyebrow as he closed the refrigerator door.

“I don’t get what the big deal is. It’s not like you’ve never seen a dick before, man,” he said, uncapping his bottle and taking a swig.

Chris grunted, shifting uncomfortably.

“I hate you,” he said, biting his lip.

Darren smirked, “Do not. Now, why are you here?”

“I left my coat here,” Chris stated.

“Mm,” Darren hummed thoughtfully.

He left the kitchen, walking out into the front room and grabbing the man’s coat.

When he returned to the kitchen, Chris was right how he’d left him. Shaking his head, he walked up to him and pried his hands away from the man’s face.

“There are your pretty eyes,” he murmured, grinning.

Chris blushed even darker, as he tried to keep his eyes above Darren’s shoulders.

Darren just rolled his eyes, placing the coat in his co-star’s hands, and smiled.

“Is that all you came here for?” he asked.

“Y-yes,” Chris choked out. “I-I’m gonna go.”

He pivoted on the spot and scurried over to the front door, calling over his shoulder, “Lock your front door next time! You probably would’ve put on pants if you hadn’t just told me to come in!”

“Bye, Chris!” Darren called after him, watching the man hurry out of the apartment, closing the door softly behind him.

Darren shook his head, smirking as he walked back over to the refrigerator, deciding to make another sandwich for his naked self.

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