May 2013
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stolenpandorica:
elisetheawesome:
kyoukokiriqiri:
why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”
or ”the crimson horror”
are u guys okay
callmekitto:
internetfeet:
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
iwilleatyourenglish:
iwilleatyourenglish:
once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the...
“The relationship between Kurt and Blaine is almost certainly going to be a focus...”
– fashion&style (via mz-jem)
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theangelgabrieldidmyhair:
Yahoo people taking an actual look at the site they just bought
kapooyah:
bellabracha:
what even IS american culture
it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value
i don’t get it
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heartcramp:
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be...
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School Requiem
“I feel like crap,” the student groans, dropping into a chair near the front of the room.
The student’s friends hum in agreement, as they too take their seats, and their teacher walks up to the student who had spoken.
“That’s what happens when you wait until the night before to do projects,” scolds the teacher.
Sighing, the student looks up at the teacher,...
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arnazingphil:
imdonebye:
hop-onmytardis:
imdonebye:
i’m skyping with a cute boy help
ACT NATURAL
I SACRIFICED HIM TO THE MAYAN GODS WAS THAT NATURAL ENOUGH
that was
super natural
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h0odrich:
I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
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“If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you...”
– Roald Dahl (via coyotegold)
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Fandoms: The Good, The Bad, The Insane
Sherlock: Brilliant, brilliant people. Well known for their dedication to the show. One half seems to hate the other for having too much fun, though.
Doctor Who: All Wibbley Wobbley, a little less Timey Wimey. Have a thousand trigger words that seem to set them off into a spasm of feels at any time.
Supernatural: Extremely dedicated to each other, extremely dedicated to the actors and the characters. Because family doesn't end in blood. But by god, THE SHIP WARS ARE TERRIBLE.
Harry Potter: Never underestimate the expanse of this fandom. Harry Potter was an era the world will never forget. Seems to be running out of material though...
Homestuck: Adorable fans, seem to be caught on the edge of either doing something cute or blowing up the entire world. No one really understands it, especially the fans.
Hetalia: People shipping countries. All that needs to be said. People are very welcoming and friendly, but no other fandom can rival the Hetalian's stubbornness over their ships.
Firefly: A sense of melancholy seems to hang around the fandom...probably due to the fact your favorite character is either dead or sad.
Avengers: Does anyone even question superheroes anymore? Every moment from this movie has been giffed, researched, had fanfic written about it, and has been edited in everyway possible. The whole fandom has a huge hard-on for the villian.
LOTR: Extremely excited about the continuation of their fandom legacy with the Hobbit. Strange obsession with hairy feet.
(someone should add the hannibal fandom)
Hannibal: Cannibalism jokes and weird gifs.Everyone is crazy, sanity was never an option when your show is about a cannibal serial killer
Glee: almost everyone mutually agrees that the show's writing and continuity is shit, and the ship wars are just awful. fans of all ages, some more...dedicated (CRAZY) than others, and the fanfiction is can get really kinky - hey, we have our own kink meme, don't we? also, the fans LOVE the actors and the characters, but...yanno...the storylines, man...
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I’m not saying we should have sex but we should
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